【要闻速递】键盘侠|KD背后的女人吸引全部❕注意力！美国火蜜也最舍不✨得狄龙

[赛后帖]?火箭终结老鹰4连胜 KD31+5 小贾14分8板5帽 申京14中3 CJ23分 双方数据：

火箭（29-17）：杜兰特31分5板4助、史密斯14分8板3助3断5帽、谢泼德13分4板4助、奥科吉10分10板1助、卡佩拉10分7板1助2帽、申京9分13板4助3帽、阿门9分7板4助2断3帽、泰特4分3板、霍勒迪4分2板

老鹰（24-26）：麦科勒姆23分5板2助、亚历山大-沃克20分5板1助、基斯珀特17分2板2助、克雷伊奇9分4板1助2断、科洛克6分7板2助、纽厄尔5分7板、丹尼尔斯4分6板7助3断、盖耶2分3板2助、肯纳德7板1助、华莱士1助

[–] [HOU] J--NEZ 76 points 4 hours ago

I know y'all all saw that behind Durant ?

火箭球迷：我知道你们这群老色批都看到杜兰特身后的风景了?

[–] [HOU] SubstantialCategory6 11 points 4 hours ago

I'm going to need to see a replay. She knew where she was sitting

火箭球迷：我需要看下回放。 这女的绝对知道自己在镜头里。

[–] [HOU] AdLost7626 9 points 4 hours ago

Yeah. Very nurturing.

火箭球迷：是的。充满了母性的⚾光辉。

[–] [HOU] inshamblesx 7 points 4 hours ago

pics or it didn’t happen

火箭球迷：没图你说个几把。

[–] [HOU] decay92 78 points 4 hours ago

火箭球迷：

[–] [HOU] Jimmy2Sofas 24 points 4 hours ago

MVP

火箭球迷：MVP。

[–] [HOU] mmccormick11 14 points 4 hours ago

Most Valuable Pillows

火箭球迷：MVP = Most Valuable Pillows（最有价值的一对枕头）。

[–] [HOU] mmccormick11 9 points 4 hours ago

Her face is all our faces. She knows.

火箭球迷：她的表情说明了一切。她懂的。

[–] [HOU] ROTOH 54 points 4 hours ago

GET IN HERE EVERYONE WON ON THE ROAD ON A BACK TO BACK AND CAPELA GETTING IN FERRARI SHAPE LFGOOOO!!!

火箭球迷：兄弟们都进来了！背靠背客场赢球！卡佩拉状态重回法拉利模式！冲啊！！！

[–] [HOU] Ras1372 28 points 4 hours ago

Rockets sub however: BOOOOBS.

火箭球迷：然而火箭专区的老哥们：胸器！！！

[–] [HOU] ztejas 43 points 4 hours ago

Anyone that thinks that Houston didn't win the KD trade at this point has to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

火箭球迷：事到如今要是还有人觉得火箭没在杜兰特交易中赚大发，那这人绝对是地球上最蠢的傻X。

[–] [HOU] Training-Marsupial21 17 points 4 hours ago

Injuries have riddled us n were still 12 games over .500

火箭球迷：伤病潮把我们折腾够呛，但我们依然胜率超五成12个胜场。

[–] [HOU] Latter-Walrus9764 7 points 4 hours ago

So far it’s a win win trade. We got a superstar who we can count on most nights and they got a culture setter

火箭球迷：目前看是双赢。我们得到了每晚都能依赖的超巨，他们得到了球队文化的奠基人（狄龙）。

[–] [HOU] altofummuhh 40 points 4 hours ago

Some milkers behind KD at the end there damn?

火箭球迷：比赛最后杜兰特身后那对大灯太亮了，卧槽?

[–] [HOU] Briand2714 31 points 4 hours ago

KD GOT TO REST

火箭球迷：杜兰特终于能歇会儿了。

[–] [HOU] AdLost7626 23 points 4 hours ago

He and sengun should have sat the entire 4th quarter.

火箭球迷：他和申京本该整个第四节都坐板凳的。

[–] [HOU] Stevetheking69 13 points 3 hours ago

Sengun shoulda sat the whole game

火箭球迷：申京这场就该直接轮休。

[–] [HOU] cheesystuff 20 points 4 hours ago

KD is my MVP as a neutral fan. IDGAF about Jokic, Wemby, and SGA. Every single game is pure efficient ball.

球迷：作为一个中立球迷，杜兰特就是我心中的MVP。我才不管约基奇、文班亚马还是亚历山大。每一场比赛都是纯粹的高效篮球。

[–] [HOU] inshamblesx 19 points 4 hours ago

finally blew out a shit team on the road ?

火箭球迷：终于在客场虐了一次菜鸡球队?

[–] [HOU] Necerbo 14 points 4 hours ago

Okogie got 7 offensive rebounds, incredible energy and exactly what we need from him.

火箭球迷：奥科吉抢了7个前场板，能量爆棚，这正是我们需要的。

[–] [HOU] Training-Marsupial21 13 points 4 hours ago

Reed/Capela have a great connection. This is like 5 straight games where they go on a run when theyre on the floor together

火箭球迷：谢泼德和卡佩拉连线美如画。这是连续第5场他俩同时在场打出一波流了。

[–] [HOU] MeanOldHag86 12 points 4 hours ago

KD keeping Ime from exposure for now

火箭球迷：杜兰特现在是在帮乌度卡遮羞呢。

[–] [HOU] PistachioOfLiverTea 9 points 4 hours ago

someone fly Bari's grandma out to Houston with season tix

火箭球迷：谁赶紧给史密斯的奶奶买张机票送到休斯顿，再安排个季票。

[–] [HOU] viktorfbg9 8 points 4 hours ago

This is a team that consistently scores over 120 points. Holding them to 86 is very impressive. This is a more impressive win than you may think.

火箭球迷：这是一支场均得分超过120的球队。把他们限制在86分非常牛逼。这场胜利比你想象的更有含金量。

[–] [HOU] SirWilliamJameson 8 points 4 hours ago

I hear you but Jalen Johnson wasn’t playing

火箭球迷：话⚾是没错，但对面杰伦·约翰逊没打啊。

[–] [HOU] rickthedickkk 8 points 4 hours ago

so sengun had the worst and probab⭐ly the best games of his career based on FG% and FGM% in like 4 days

火箭球迷：所以申京在4天内打出了生涯最高效和最低效的两场比赛。

[–] [HOU] wgel1000 7 points 4 hours ago

The funny thing is, now no one even remembers JG left, we all miss DB. Imagine saying last season that you'd rather keep DB over Green. His stans would downvote you to oblivion.

火箭球迷：搞笑的是，现在都没人记得格林离队了，我们都想念狄龙。 如果上赛季有人说留狄龙不留格林，你会被格林粉踩到地心去。

[–] [HOU] BenchPtsChamp 7 points 4 hours ago

I mean part of that is bc KD plays a similar role to Jalen but he’s literally the best at it, and another part of it is Jalen has been out with the hammy all season so he wouldn’t be contributing regardless. Tbh I remember a lot of fans saying at the time of the trade that DB was a bigger loss than JG.

火箭⚽球迷：主要是因为杜兰特扮演的角色和格林类似，但他简直是这个角色的天花板，另一方面格林因为腿筋伤了一整季，反正也做不了贡献。 讲真，我记得交易发生时很多球迷都说，失去狄龙比失去格林损失更大。

[–] [HOU] Eric Gordonsonpot 7 points 4 hours ago

We flipped a major script from last season!! Now instead of losing the 2nd night of b2bs we lose the 1st and win the 2nd!!

火箭球迷：跟上赛季的剧本完全反过来了！！现在我们不再是背靠背第二场输球，而是第一场输第二场赢！！

[–] [HOU] ChannelNo2535 7 points 3 hours ago

I’d like to see capela get more minutes thought he was good yesterday in the first half against spurs but then didn’t get any second half burn

火箭球迷：我想看到卡佩拉有更多出场时间，昨天打马刺上半场他就打得很好，结❕果下半场一点机会都没给。

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